At the corner of Fifth and Jefferson an experiment in social redemption came crashing to a tragic halt early this morning. Onlookers describe the chaos as predictable, yet devastating to behold. The fashion, food and hospital sectors all suffered devastating blows as a once beloved, albeit peculiar proprietor of a dry cleaning shop fell off … Read more
In a stunning revelation today two visitors from another planet were temporarily detained by the Secret Service at the White House gates and they had quite a bit to say. In the early morning hours of Thanksgiving day a small, spherical craft materialized out of thin air and according to witnesses proceeded to land just … Read more
In the northwestern portion of the United States a lone aspen tree declared that he was going on strike. Apparently this forest watchdog, which answered to the name ‘Bociphorus’, had recently learned news about his cousin who went missing two weeks ago. The following is taken from an on scene interview. The Discovery “You may … Read more
Hey There! I am Matthew, founder of the Breakfast Gravy website. I have been writing off and on for many moons; often simple scribbles, notes on napkins, pages in journals, and piles of thoughts and ideas written in haste on scraps of paper. This website is a collection of those thoughts and ideas manifested into … Read more